If you do not wash your penis every day, a cheesy-looking substance called smegma can build up.
Smegma is a natural lubricant that keeps the penis moist. It's found on the head of the penis and under the foreskin.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 May 2023, 9:35, archived)

TIL

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 29 May 2023, 9:36, archived)

Penis beaker

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 29 May 2023, 10:23, archived)

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( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 29 May 2023, 11:23, archived)

Someone should base an entire space-themed sitcom around this term

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 29 May 2023, 11:42, archived)

It's certainly funny enough to rescue something that would be otherwise terrible.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 12:50, archived)

wrap it in fancy packaging
then the french will buy it
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Mon 29 May 2023, 13:27, archived)