morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 29 May 2023, 6:56, archived)

Yo

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 29 May 2023, 7:39, archived)

That Waco documentary on netflix is rubbish

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 29 May 2023, 7:45, archived)

sorry.

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 29 May 2023, 8:23, archived)

I think we all know everything we need to know about him by now anyway, he was a kiddy fiddler, nothing more to say

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 May 2023, 8:33, archived)

Unwise, but not illegal.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 29 May 2023, 9:23, archived)

Phillip Schofield's resignation marks the passing of a huge figure of modern history, national independence and 20th-century socialism.
For all his flaws, he will be remembered as an internationalist and a champion of social justice.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 May 2023, 9:39, archived)

I liked that time he spun the wheel to see whether you'll be able to feed your child this week.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 10:00, archived)

I've never watched This Morning in my life, what with having a job and everything.
Everything I've heard about it over the years just makes it sound... weird.

I liked Schofield when he was on Going Live!, though. It was all downhill after the gopher ditched him.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 May 2023, 11:03, archived)

I liked this.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Movie_Game_(British_TV_series)
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 11:16, archived)

Poor old Jonathon Morris in a sex pest sandwich there

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 May 2023, 11:17, archived)

*unzips*

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 29 May 2023, 11:20, archived)

I loved Animal Magic.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 11:35, archived)

spin spin spin the wheel of justice, see how fast the bastard turns

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 May 2023, 13:52, archived)

RabidRodent went to France, and some kid got banged by him.
She didn't like it.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 13:31, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8371962
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 May 2023, 13:38, archived)

You can't market it as Wrongcock if it wasn't born within earshot of the Bow Bells.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 13:41, archived)

but enough about Spanishfly

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 May 2023, 9:29, archived)

Yeah, I've bookmarked that post for future linking

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 May 2023, 9:41, archived)

If you do not wash your penis every day, a cheesy-looking substance called smegma can build up.
Smegma is a natural lubricant that keeps the penis moist. It's found on the head of the penis and under the foreskin.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 May 2023, 9:35, archived)

TIL

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 29 May 2023, 9:36, archived)

Penis beaker

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 29 May 2023, 10:23, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8371945
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 29 May 2023, 11:23, archived)

Someone should base an entire space-themed sitcom around this term

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 29 May 2023, 11:42, archived)

It's certainly funny enough to rescue something that would be otherwise terrible.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 12:50, archived)

wrap it in fancy packaging
then the french will buy it
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Mon 29 May 2023, 13:27, archived)

Was up homie

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 29 May 2023, 9:43, archived)

alright Marge's dildo

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 May 2023, 9:50, archived)