Wax Candle in Bohemia

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 18:30, archived)

A Case of Identi Tealight

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 18:32, archived)

The Adventure of the Tallow Face

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 18:36, archived)

Wick Tracey
Candles With Wolves
Candlestick Voyage
Mad Wax Beyond The Candledome
Candlestick Beasts and Where to Find Them
Crocodile Dundee in Los Candles
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 29 May 2023, 18:58, archived)

Sure, here are some puns with candle-related movie names:

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 19:22, archived)

As if I'd use an AI to do that.
I used Monkeon's movie pun generator: www.monkeon.co.uk/moviepungenerator/
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 29 May 2023, 19:40, archived)

The word 'Candledome' is my own totally original idea however.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 29 May 2023, 19:41, archived)

That's shit, and you're a cunt, thanks :)

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:18, archived)

tsayactly

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:30, archived)

That's shit and you're a cunt too lad, yes

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 May 2023, 22:24, archived)

bravo!

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 29 May 2023, 22:28, archived)

bollock roast and veggie oxo!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 May 2023, 23:01, archived)

fuck me what supermarkets do you shop at?

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 29 May 2023, 23:25, archived)

There's actually an Aldi right around the corner, I'm not keen though. German prepared meals tend to contain human flesh or horse meat.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 May 2023, 0:34, archived)

Even the stuff that says VEGETARIAN, if you look close it says "contains"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 May 2023, 0:38, archived)

best place for them imo

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 30 May 2023, 2:21, archived)