So anyway there i was just minding my own business when suddenly a customer comes in

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 29 May 2023, 16:31, archived)

Who does smegma affect?
Smegma can occur naturally in everyone. However, it most commonly appears in people who are uncircumcised. The foreskin can trap oils, skin cells and other fluids, creating an ideal environment for smegma to accumulate.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 May 2023, 16:39, archived)

The Smegma Effect
No bjs til you've scrubbed your neckend
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 29 May 2023, 16:40, archived)

Good name for a band

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 29 May 2023, 17:26, archived)

I think I saw them at Wembley Arena

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 29 May 2023, 17:29, archived)

They supported Bell and the Helmet Cheeses

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 29 May 2023, 18:11, archived)

So fgm will prevent smegma?

( mongychops, Mon 29 May 2023, 16:44, archived)

and dirty unwashed fuckers

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 May 2023, 17:06, archived)

Alright statue of liberty

( mongychops, Mon 29 May 2023, 17:22, archived)

yeah, probably her
she is French, after all
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 May 2023, 17:44, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8371871
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 29 May 2023, 17:24, archived)

heh

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 May 2023, 17:44, archived)

Handles for spades, he actually wants, there was some hilarious misunderstanding

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 17:55, archived)

Should have said "four whacks, candles"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 May 2023, 18:08, archived)

Wax Candle in Bohemia

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 18:30, archived)

A Case of Identi Tealight

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 18:32, archived)

The Adventure of the Tallow Face

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 18:36, archived)

Wick Tracey
Candles With Wolves
Candlestick Voyage
Mad Wax Beyond The Candledome
Candlestick Beasts and Where to Find Them
Crocodile Dundee in Los Candles
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 29 May 2023, 18:58, archived)

Sure, here are some puns with candle-related movie names:

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 19:22, archived)

As if I'd use an AI to do that.
I used Monkeon's movie pun generator: www.monkeon.co.uk/moviepungenerator/
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 29 May 2023, 19:40, archived)

The word 'Candledome' is my own totally original idea however.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 29 May 2023, 19:41, archived)

That's shit, and you're a cunt, thanks :)

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:18, archived)

tsayactly

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:30, archived)

That's shit and you're a cunt too lad, yes

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 May 2023, 22:24, archived)

bravo!

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 29 May 2023, 22:28, archived)

bollock roast and veggie oxo!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 May 2023, 23:01, archived)

fuck me what supermarkets do you shop at?

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 29 May 2023, 23:25, archived)

There's actually an Aldi right around the corner, I'm not keen though. German prepared meals tend to contain human flesh or horse meat.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 May 2023, 0:34, archived)

Even the stuff that says VEGETARIAN, if you look close it says "contains"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 May 2023, 0:38, archived)

best place for them imo

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 30 May 2023, 2:21, archived)