SHITWANK
Hi flebber's, MC Queefy Queef on the M.I.C right about now. Another failed 'day off the grog' here, ah well.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 31 May 2023, 16:14, archived)

No day off here
Leaving for work in about 10 minutes
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 31 May 2023, 16:19, archived)

I kind of want a job now
well when I say 'now' I mean 'in the autumn but not until after my 50th so basically October'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 31 May 2023, 16:53, archived)

Any chance of some self-employed stuff?

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 31 May 2023, 19:40, archived)

BUMSEX TIMOTHY!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 31 May 2023, 16:40, archived)

speaking, how may I help you?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 31 May 2023, 16:54, archived)

Oh, hi Tim, just wanted to catch up lol

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 31 May 2023, 17:07, archived)

Alright MC Queefy Dick
Rocking those plimsoles to the fuckin' max
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 31 May 2023, 16:51, archived)

The practice is linked to a subculture in which men become “nullos” – short for genital nullification – by having their penis and testicles removed.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 May 2023, 17:34, archived)

Shit's fucked up yo

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 31 May 2023, 17:39, archived)

The terrible realization that having no dick is the only thing that would give you a hard-on

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 May 2023, 18:00, archived)

Truly, a zero sum situation.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 31 May 2023, 18:16, archived)

Removed, inserted up bum, bum sewn up

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 31 May 2023, 18:23, archived)

"he's a bit full of himself"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 May 2023, 18:24, archived)

Anal Ouroboros

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 31 May 2023, 18:38, archived)

b3ta.com/board/11382393
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 31 May 2023, 18:38, archived)

What should happen to Spanishfly combined with what actually happened to Gonz, in other words.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 31 May 2023, 18:49, archived)

Without the lower GI redirection
so a messy, possibly explosive death occurs after a few days
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 31 May 2023, 18:55, archived)