5/7 winning
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-65778215
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 10:31, archived)

8/7 chippy little twat

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 10:47, archived)

come on then, you what, fucking go on

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 11:45, archived)

0/0 dismissed by Piers as cynical sympathy grab

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 10:53, archived)

Skimmed most recent tweets, surprisingly he's taking PS's side instead of piling on

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 11:00, archived)

shit stinks the same no matter what flag you stick in it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 11:44, archived)

Fucking fucking fuckettyfuckyes!
Your score: 7 / 7
Feeling chipper
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 11:10, archived)

Lies on the internet

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 11:41, archived)

on the third attempt tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 11:46, archived)

gunt / smeg

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 12:10, archived)

tit / cheese

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 12:24, archived)

b3ta / talk

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 12:26, archived)

winky / wanky

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 12:37, archived)

3/7=0.4285714285714286

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 14:20, archived)