Would that be a digital message then?
I went to a GP conference and started sniggering when the urology guy was talking about digital solutions for prostate cancer follow up. All I could think of was digital rectal examinations.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 23:00, archived)

don't most rectal examinations make use of digits?

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 23:03, archived)

*spastic applause*

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 23:07, archived)

*belms proudly*

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 23:12, archived)

Guess that motherfucker forgot about those

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 23:24, archived)

I don't think Dre is even a real doctor. Certainly wouldn't let him anywhere near my prostate.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 23:48, archived)

How about Ice Cube?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 23:51, archived)

what about ice t?
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 23:57, archived)

Well he does have 5000 fingers

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 0:03, archived)

heads, shoulders,
5000 toes, nigga!
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 6:31, archived)

Why did I take this worthless cunt off ignore?

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 17:08, archived)