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Thought i'd post a non-binary message seeing as i am mino friendly these gays
wassup
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 21:18, archived)
Been a busy bee as ever
You?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 21:24, archived)
been to that there Lahnden for a funeral

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 21:27, archived)
I didn't see you.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 21:43, archived)
maybe it wasn't your funeral

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 21:46, archived)
Maybe next time

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 22:06, archived)
hopefully not m8, turns out he died
funerals are dangerous as shit
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 23:04, archived)
Need a bigger telescope

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 22:29, archived)
Would that be a digital message then?
I went to a GP conference and started sniggering when the urology guy was talking about digital solutions for prostate cancer follow up. All I could think of was digital rectal examinations.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 23:00, archived)
don't most rectal examinations make use of digits?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 23:03, archived)
*spastic applause*

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 23:07, archived)
*belms proudly*

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 23:12, archived)
Guess that motherfucker forgot about those

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 23:24, archived)
I don't think Dre is even a real doctor. Certainly wouldn't let him anywhere near my prostate.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 23:48, archived)
How about Ice Cube?

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 23:51, archived)

what about ice t?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 23:57, archived)
Well he does have 5000 fingers

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 0:03, archived)
heads, shoulders,
5000 toes, nigga!
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 6:31, archived)
Why did I take this worthless cunt off ignore?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 17:08, archived)