That bloke who works in Poundland
And is constantly rearranging the fridge by the door
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:34, archived)

Who is it for?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:36, archived)

that was me m8
job interview 2moz, selling Sicilian pastries (cannoli etc) at London's wanky food markets. I want the job, I think
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:37, archived)

I like those arancini things
and cannoli and stuff. Could be okay, that. The people on the stalls look reasonably happy.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:49, archived)

I fucking love arancine*, there's a place on the main drag in Palermo that does the best I've ever eaten
the wild boar ragu ones are fucking insane

*I'm such a colossal food ponce that I favour the western Sicily spelling
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:53, archived)

Take a folding chair

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:52, archived)

I wonder if that's allowed

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:55, archived)

It should be
Your legs will be knackered standing around in the heat all day
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 16:11, archived)

You'll have to grow a hipster beard
And come to work on a tricycle
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 16:44, archived)

way ahead of you bro

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:00, archived)

I bought stuff from Poundland that cost £1.50
Absolutely bonkers!
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:38, archived)

I took your nan to poundland last christmas, IYKWIMAITYD

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:39, archived)

Haha, it's as if they didn't even consider inflation when naming their shop!

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:40, archived)

Fiverland sells rabbits, tennerland sells singers and incontinence pads

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:44, archived)

Grandland before long!!!

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:45, archived)

They sell pianos

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:48, archived)

I wonder what you can buy at monkeyland

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:51, archived)

Klaxons

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 16:14, archived)

dangerous waters here eh, daaangerous waters

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 17:26, archived)

most threatening pink floyd member ever

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 17:26, archived)

Auschwitz Jew Were Here

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 17:32, archived)

The Reich Side Of The Moon

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:15, archived)

Don't mention The Wall

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:16, archived)

Echoes (of Nazi Germany)

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:26, archived)

Careful With That Axe Eugenics

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:26, archived)

Kleenex
www.theguardian.com/science/2023/jun/07/origins-masturbation-traced-back-primates-40m-years-ago
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 16:20, archived)

monks, duh

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 16:26, archived)

Tennerland sell wraps of billy and stuff for japper introduction
Prolly been raised in price since last time I bought any
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 16:21, archived)

They were selling flip flops for £6!

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:52, archived)

Sounds sexual

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 16:21, archived)

those were 69 pounds

( MiseryCunt, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 22:35, archived)

The dollar store has always charged sales tax, so nothing was ever a dollar

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 16:29, archived)