Hullo knobtit's, QR hereY'araight? I see my old m8 and physical violence advocate 'be right back' poster has been up to his usual joyful antics. Who else is a weird cunt? You can say Timmy Mallet.
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:18,
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That bloke who works in Poundland And is constantly rearranging the fridge by the door
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:34,
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that was me m8job interview 2moz, selling Sicilian pastries (cannoli etc) at London's wanky food markets. I want the job, I think
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:37,
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I like those arancini thingsand cannoli and stuff. Could be okay, that. The people on the stalls look reasonably happy.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:49,
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I fucking love arancine*, there's a place on the main drag in Palermo that does the best I've ever eatenthe wild boar ragu ones are fucking insane
*I'm such a colossal food ponce that I favour the western Sicily spelling
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:53,
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Take a folding chair (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:52,
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It should be Your legs will be knackered standing around in the heat all day
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 16:11,
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You'll have to grow a hipster beardAnd come to work on a tricycle
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I bought stuff from Poundland that cost £1.50Absolutely bonkers!
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I took your nan to poundland last christmas, IYKWIMAITYD(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:39,
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Haha, it's as if they didn't even consider inflation when naming their shop!(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:40,
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Fiverland sells rabbits, tennerland sells singers and incontinence pads(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:44,
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dangerous waters here eh, daaangerous waters(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 17:26,
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most threatening pink floyd member ever(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 17:26,
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Careful With That Axe Eugenics(
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Kleenexwww.theguardian.com/science/2023/jun/07/origins-masturbation-traced-back-primates-40m-years-ago
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 16:20,
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Tennerland sell wraps of billy and stuff for japper introductionProlly been raised in price since last time I bought any
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They were selling flip flops for £6! (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:52,
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those were 69 pounds(
MiseryCunt perpetual motion tambourine. shut up!, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 22:35,
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The dollar store has always charged sales tax, so nothing was ever a dollar(
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Alright, went for a stroll round my new area earlier, it's pretty 'alright'(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 16:15, archived)
he's ignored me again so i don't have to sufferquite thoughtful of him really.
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MiseryCunt perpetual motion tambourine. shut up!, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 16:23,
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I can't imagine what being ignored by Timmy Mallet must feel like(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 17:28,
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it's pretty alright(
MiseryCunt perpetual motion tambourine. shut up!, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:22,
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Dr. John Campbell, probably Keeps appearing on my youtube recommendations for some reason
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I didn't know that was his surname, Right Place Wrong Time is a fucking tune(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:02,
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