Can we make the sun go away?

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 6:13, archived)

Good morning
All weather is the same
Alt 6 38 I is feeling rather great
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 6:38, archived)

10:09, its bollocks time!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 10:09, archived)

Alright Prince Harry

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 7:07, archived)

Lol

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 7:17, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 13 Jun 2023, 8:27, archived)

No we can't
And if we could, we would all die.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 9:33, archived)

That's exactly what Big Photosynthesis wants you to think

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 9:35, archived)

Bill Gates wants to block out the sun.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 9:42, archived)

While cackling and wearing an opera cape and twirling his moustaches.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 9:43, archived)

He’s so wealthy he can afford multiple moustaches

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 9:52, archived)

And gates.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 10:06, archived)

He should marry Gates McFadden

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 10:16, archived)

Yes, then the varying limps she gets after climbing over all his gates would be Gates Gates' gates gaits.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 10:35, archived)

You really are a fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 12:11, archived)

Bit mean mate.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 12:28, archived)

Not nearly mean enough

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 12:29, archived)

When he activates your covid microchip you'll transform into a solar panel
and he will sell the electricity back to the grid, or use it to power the matrix, one of those options.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 9:50, archived)

Someone needs to explain to him that the simpsons aren't real

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 10:17, archived)

That’s just what Anthonyb3ta wants you to think

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 10:32, archived)

Well we wouldn't know either way, would we?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 10:49, archived)

I can't finish my pre-breakfast run
There's an awful heat down from the sun
Scorching me from across the sky
I cannot make this sunshine go awy
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 9:43, archived)

You're a poet, and you didn't even know that you were one.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 9:44, archived)

It's very important to make things rhyme, and you've achieved that admirably

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 12:09, archived)

He may have his hat on
Or she to be gender non-specific
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 9:50, archived)

Non-binary star

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 9:56, archived)

The sun is a man, otherwise it'd be called the daughter. This is the radical pride agenda at work trying to trans everything up to and including celestial bodies.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 10:02, archived)

You weird cunt.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 13 Jun 2023, 10:22, archived)

:(
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 10:28, archived)

Pot, kettle, black
Klaxon please
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 10:58, archived)

Just you wait until xey identify as a white dwarf, then we'll see who has the last laugh

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 11:04, archived)

So what is it?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 11:11, archived)

It's it

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 11:15, archived)

you want the sol but you can't have it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 11:17, archived)

hahaha

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 11:31, archived)

alright 'Liverpool'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 11:29, archived)

Um, we did make it go away

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 11:56, archived)

fair point

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 12:59, archived)

I had a couple of pieces of Turkish Delight which was nice
but the sugar went all over my desk so it was all a bit Scarface in the office.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 11:32, archived)

Almost there
b3ta.com/links/1603195

www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-65881813
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 11:57, archived)

It was only an 'opeless fancy, sang John2.0

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 12:01, archived)

Listen, do you want to know an rss secret

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 14:37, archived)

No, we cannot make the sun go away.
The sun is a massive cunt located at the center of our solar system, and its gravitational pull keeps the planets in orbit around it.
It provides heat, light, and energy essential for life on Earth, booyaka. The sun's presence is fundamental to the functioning of our planet and the entire solar system.
However, we can protect ourselves from the sun's intense whining by using various methods, such as wearing sunscreen, seeking shade, or using protective ears.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 12:12, archived)

People who've been deaf all their life and have surgery to give them hearing often express surprise that the sun doesn't make noise

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 12:22, archived)

I've told you that before, ignore me

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 12:22, archived)

It's still true though, right?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 14:11, archived)