ONE OF MY FACEBOOK COMMENTS JUST GOT 'LIKED' BY THE DRUMMER FROM DODGY
Beat that, you fuckers, BEAT. THAT.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 9:02, archived)

His name is Matthew 'Matt' Priest.
I don't know him, I don't care about Dodgy, and I don't know why my brain retains information like that, but it does.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 9:05, archived)

His nickname was 'Matt the Hat', and Dodgy were fucking bollocks.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 9:06, archived)

Matthew Priest performing in his renowned black hat

To be fair to myself, I had no recollection of his hat being renowned.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 9:08, archived)

^ banned for hat speech.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 9:23, archived)

beret klaxon

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 9:28, archived)

Black beret?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 10:29, archived)

+ Bam-ba-lam

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 10:51, archived)

The kind you get in an army surplus store

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 11:22, archived)

Famous hat!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 13:08, archived)

I do know him, and he used to manage my friend's band

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 9:13, archived)

I just don't think anecdotes are your forte.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 9:16, archived)

There was a page of vox pops in Select magazine in the 90s about people going to see the Prodigy live.
There were a couple of normal young people, and then a photo of him gurning captioned "Keith", "17" who they hilariously pretended to take at face value for a couple of questions before going "hang on a minute, you're the drummer from Dodgy aren't you?" WHY IS THIS STILL TAKING UP SPACE IN MY HEAD
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 9:22, archived)

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(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 9:22, archived)