Morning y'all
How's you this sweatfest of a new morning?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 7:06, archived)

splendipherous

( MiseryCunt, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 7:07, archived)

Not a real word sos

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 7:43, archived)

Fuck off

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 14 Jun 2023, 7:31, archived)

No u

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 7:43, archived)

This day will go down in infamy

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 7:57, archived)

Carry on Cleo
Lols
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 8:13, archived)

Wow, today's the day I finally hit the payload!
Money is in your bank account: You have been given money.
Account termination reminder!!! woux9643
Support George Davis Y ID 782 AI
We'll get back to you in seconds
Sender: 14ig0***15
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 8:42, archived)

enjoy your imaginary wealth

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 8:51, archived)

Alright dekionplexis

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 8:55, archived)

Needs more "dozens of links that nobody will click on"

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 9:12, archived)

ONE OF MY FACEBOOK COMMENTS JUST GOT 'LIKED' BY THE DRUMMER FROM DODGY
Beat that, you fuckers, BEAT. THAT.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 14 Jun 2023, 9:02, archived)

His name is Matthew 'Matt' Priest.
I don't know him, I don't care about Dodgy, and I don't know why my brain retains information like that, but it does.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 9:05, archived)

His nickname was 'Matt the Hat', and Dodgy were fucking bollocks.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 14 Jun 2023, 9:06, archived)

Matthew Priest performing in his renowned black hat

To be fair to myself, I had no recollection of his hat being renowned.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 9:08, archived)

^ banned for hat speech.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 9:23, archived)

beret klaxon

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 9:28, archived)

Black beret?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 10:29, archived)

+ Bam-ba-lam

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 10:51, archived)

The kind you get in an army surplus store

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 11:22, archived)

Famous hat!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 13:08, archived)

I do know him, and he used to manage my friend's band

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 9:13, archived)

I just don't think anecdotes are your forte.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 14 Jun 2023, 9:16, archived)

There was a page of vox pops in Select magazine in the 90s about people going to see the Prodigy live.
There were a couple of normal young people, and then a photo of him gurning captioned "Keith", "17" who they hilariously pretended to take at face value for a couple of questions before going "hang on a minute, you're the drummer from Dodgy aren't you?" WHY IS THIS STILL TAKING UP SPACE IN MY HEAD
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 9:22, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8373907
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 9:22, archived)

My lab is air conditioned
I am chillin in it, innit
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 9:03, archived)

What do you do in your lab?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 9:22, archived)

Searching for the arcane knowledge or summat
Takes up so much time, I didn't see you there. Soz
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 17:55, archived)

I'm intrigued.

Is it a magical lab?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 18:59, archived)

IMPOSSIBLE whole body insertion! | B3TA MODS REACT

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 9:22, archived)

+ OVER-/UNDER-, inevitably, usually the latter

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 11:11, archived)

+ia

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 9:57, archived)

Your lab?
I didn't know you were blind
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 11:03, archived)

Had a surprisingly long sleep
So feeling rather more perky than of late
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 9:05, archived)

Weather eh? I’m off to end climate change by walking slowly in front of an electric bus

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 9:41, archived)

A horse for every citizen

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 9:49, archived)

You are Greta?
Lol Pippy Longstocking
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 9:55, archived)

I had Pippi Longstocking wallpaper
Didn't have a clue who she was, mind
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 11:04, archived)

My brother had a Wombles lightshade
What a world eh?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 11:13, archived)

I covered the wallpaper with Freddy Krueger posters

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 11:31, archived)

I'm not sure who he is but he has a stripy top?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 12:10, archived)

oh fuck you, I thought I'd successfully managed to wipe that from my brain

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 12:26, archived)