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Afternoon

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 13:13, archived)
Perhaps ND will find out that Boris didn't even try to get her a peerage
go crazy and murder him with an ice pick
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 13:18, archived)
No trauma dumping please.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 13:18, archived)
This is a 'good vibes only' thread, it's the forum equivalent of a Jamiroquai single, u getme?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 13:28, archived)
Written by a cunt?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 13:32, archived)

 
(Runcorn shitty limits, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 13:38, archived)


(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 13:50, archived)
Ah fuck it, bonus Fesshole

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 14:12, archived)
Quarter past two, bonus fessoo

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 14:15, archived)
Eight minutes to three, were you the fessee?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 14:52, archived)
written by ai cunt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 14:51, archived)
caint

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 15:13, archived)
trauma dumpling

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 14:21, archived)
Stress disorder dessert?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 14:23, archived)
Gulab jamun!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 14:58, archived)
#Justice4BoJo

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 14:24, archived)
I assume you mean a proper lynching

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 14:29, archived)
Beheaded with the royal knighting sword

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 14:32, archived)
Blunted first so it takes 4 or 5 attempts

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 14:36, archived)
Shame Liz can't do it but her son will give it a go

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 14:37, archived)
With his hand problems it'll be 20 attempts

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 14:39, archived)
He should kill Boris with his bare hands, and refer to it as a "royal sausaging"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 14:53, archived)
They hold Boris down while Charles applies the sausage-like appendages to his cheeks.
Charles winces then smiles as the tips split with a pop! and the oozing matter inside begins to fuse with Johnson's horrified gasping features
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 15:02, archived)
Certainly! Here's a simple ASCII art representation of Boris Johnson

    __...--~~~~~-._   _.-~~~~~--...__
   //     BORIS    `V'        \\   \\
  //`PRIME MINISTER' |           \\   \\
 // /              |       ;     \\   \\
_/_______________!  `\_______) )   ))  )
   `~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\    '_   /'    (  ( (
                   /~   .   `~~'      \  \\
                  /`-._ .--' /'-.     |  |
                  `-._`-..-'____.''   |  |
                       `-.__/-/       |__|
                          / /       //  /
                         / /       /'  /
                        / /       /  /
                       / /       /  /
                       \ \      /  /
                        `.\    /  /
                           \\/\/ /
                            `~~~'


(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 15:10, archived)
This wins the compo

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 15:39, archived)
Is Carrie Johnson involved?
I have never heard her speak the rubber faced strange person
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 15:11, archived)
Have you ever seen Carrie Johnson and Camilla pictured together? Like, ever?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 15:13, archived)
Or Fergie

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 15:36, archived)
I think you need to have a chin to be able to speak

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 15:32, archived)
Genuine lol

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 15:35, archived)
Most people's faces have something at the bottom

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 15:37, archived)
A fashionable dress

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 15:39, archived)
With a bump in it, yet again

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 15:41, archived)
Cushion thief no doubt

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 15:45, archived)
She is no Cherie Blair

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 15:49, archived)
A £100,000 cushion from the Downing St flat

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 15:51, archived)
well of course we took them all, it's a matching set

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 16:01, archived)
Locked in an air-tight box with Dorries and thrown into the sea

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 14:36, archived)
Room for a Jacob?

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 14:38, archived)
always

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 14:40, archived)
Cream cracker or Dyer?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 15:16, archived)
It's Rees-Mogg isn't it.
🥷🏻
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 15:19, archived)
I heard he named his genitals "Rees's pieces"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 15:32, archived)
A mental image of Reese's vomit-smelling 'chocolatey' candy with cat fur embedded in it, thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 15:38, archived)
A treat for nanny

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 15:51, archived)
George Mucus

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 15:41, archived)
Humphrey Bogeyart

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 15:41, archived)
Ridley Snott

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 15:46, archived)
Phlegmma Thompson

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 15:49, archived)
Leukorrhea Perlman

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 16:17, archived)
Taylor allegedly sent more than $37,000 to Denis Lodge for body parts stolen by her husband. In one transfer in November 2020, Taylor sent $200 with a memo that read: “braiiiiiins”.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 16:40, archived)