They got themselves into that situation
I have no sympathy for them
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 9:24, archived)

see also: pricks who get stuck up Mt Snowdon in sneakers
Should be a £10k fine, wankers
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 9:30, archived)

Went to Scotland some years back with friends
They decided on Solstice morning to go up a Monro after no sleep shit loads of Bourbon and powder
Mountain rescue had to be called as the chopper couldn't position due to visibility
Mountain rescue were not pleased with the arseholes
Chopper lol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 9:45, archived)

Serves them right for drinking bourbon, of all things, in Scotland.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 21 Jun 2023, 9:47, archived)

Well yeah

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 10:14, archived)

Definitely

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 9:45, archived)

Yeah, I've seen the fallout from that shit
when we did Snowdon we saw some scally chavs in trakkies and trainers, one must have had a helluva fall because he was receiving oramorph when we passed him. A rescue helicopter tried to get near but the fog was coming down so about an hour later when we were near the foot we were passed by a gang of rescue fellas with a stretcher. I mean, oral morphine is great but an hour of being rattled down a mountain with a broken limb is gonna be deeply traumatic for the stupid sod.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 11:29, archived)

It's 2023, where are the jetpacks and hovering cars?
FFS science, get a move on eh, stop growing human ears on mice and looking at suns we'll never be able to reach
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 12:27, archived)

Science! Fuck yeah!
Oh I've just lost my job to some dodgy ai
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 14:12, archived)