13 years, that's barely enough time to get your feet under the table.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 18:34, archived)

The problem is things keep happening, how do you expect the PM to Sort Things Out with all this distracting history getting in the way?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 18:45, archived)

See I had all these amazing and properly scoped NHS reforms I was just this second about to announce, training up tons of new staff, scrapping unnecessary paper pushers, halving all the waiting lists, making the service back into the envy of the world
and then suddenly Russia does something stupid and I have to shove all that into the paper shredder filing cabinet for another day. Damn you, Putin!
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 18:55, archived)

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(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 22 Jun 2023, 18:57, archived)

And if it's not Putin, it's the bloody Wokes!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 22 Jun 2023, 19:21, archived)

Slow walking in front of snooker tables and gluing themselves to transphobia.
Thank god we're free, Barmy Brussels would probably tell us to stop beating them all to death with truncheons!
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 19:30, archived)

Why don't you go and live in Wokestan if you love it so much, that's what I tell them, it makes no sense tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 21:12, archived)

To be fair he is getting a bit Simon Harris, soz ens

( mongychops, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 23:05, archived)