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Advice needed please!
What would you do if you had a tape worm poking out of your anus... asking for a friend?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 22 Jun 2023, 18:18, archived)
Give it a little kiss

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 18:24, archived)
I tried that already

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 22 Jun 2023, 18:49, archived)
Said my friend

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 22 Jun 2023, 18:49, archived)

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(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 18:27, archived)
"I don't think you can tell if it has worked, because of the pandemic and the trouble we've had with the government keeping changing, there hasn't been a time when you can say there's been a smooth period," says Ronald Oudnie.
The 74-year-old voted for Brexit.

"You've got to wait until you've got a government that's been in for a few years, that it's been stable and able to sort things out.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 18:32, archived)
13 years, that's barely enough time to get your feet under the table.

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 18:34, archived)
The problem is things keep happening, how do you expect the PM to Sort Things Out with all this distracting history getting in the way?

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 18:45, archived)
See I had all these amazing and properly scoped NHS reforms I was just this second about to announce, training up tons of new staff, scrapping unnecessary paper pushers, halving all the waiting lists, making the service back into the envy of the world
and then suddenly Russia does something stupid and I have to shove all that into the paper shredder filing cabinet for another day. Damn you, Putin!
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 18:55, archived)

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(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 22 Jun 2023, 18:57, archived)
And if it's not Putin, it's the bloody Wokes!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 22 Jun 2023, 19:21, archived)
Slow walking in front of snooker tables and gluing themselves to transphobia.
Thank god we're free, Barmy Brussels would probably tell us to stop beating them all to death with truncheons!
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 19:30, archived)
Why don't you go and live in Wokestan if you love it so much, that's what I tell them, it makes no sense tho

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 21:12, archived)
To be fair he is getting a bit Simon Harris, soz ens

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 23:05, archived)
I would kill yourself

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 18:59, archived)
yourself would i kill

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 19:17, archived)
I'd simply instruct it to sign up for a beeter account then watch as it lost the will to live.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 22 Jun 2023, 19:00, archived)
Statistics show that the average b3tans remain interested for 3-4 months
Before realising that it's full of cunts and paedophiles (BUMSEX, TIMOTHY)
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 22 Jun 2023, 19:42, archived)
Bit mean m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 22 Jun 2023, 20:17, archived)

❤️
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 22 Jun 2023, 21:21, archived)
Strap bacon to your hoop

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 19:06, archived)
OMG the bacon totally worked
It just slithered right out of there (all 16 foot of it)

Thanks Smashy :)
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 22 Jun 2023, 19:40, archived)
Happy to help your "friend"

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 21:59, archived)
pooh, no cab parts - those are the parts of your comment that work backwards

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 21:17, archived)
this is why Piglet should never be tasked with repairing a taxi.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 10:25, archived)
going backwards

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 18:17, archived)
shove it down your japper

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 19:14, archived)
it's probably just looking for some decent company.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 19:16, archived)
Offer it a job on GBNews

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 20:41, archived)
Your anus, I mean

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 20:42, archived)
Your
friend's anus
you mean
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 22 Jun 2023, 21:34, archived)
Witnesses described the onslaught, at a concert by the former One Direction singer Louis Tomlinson at the Red Rocks amphitheater in Morrison, west of Denver, as “straight out of a horror movie”.
Did they not realize he would sing?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 22:43, archived)
Hope you like our one direction.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 22:44, archived)
The only band who were amazing at red rocks was Disturbed

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 23:27, archived)
That's terrible, who were they?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 0:43, archived)