Your score: 5 / 7 'There was truth and there was untruth'
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-65976860
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 13:42, archived)

2/7 "Anathema to rapid innovation"

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 13:53, archived)

-nnovation +mplosion

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 14:37, archived)

Ditto

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 15:51, archived)

-357/97 boogaloodoo, 14:02

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 14:02, archived)

I took part in this activity, and I did really well!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 14:19, archived)

Resultsgreat

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 14:22, archived)

Doctors HATE it

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 14:26, archived)

4/7 crushing disappointment

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 14:22, archived)

Might defecate on a doberman
oh soz, thought this was the friday queef thread
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 14:50, archived)

Deffergate

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 16:22, archived)

3/7 inept

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 14:52, archived)

7/7 Sidewalk cafe Pitch drop experiment

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 14:55, archived)

No u never

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 15:52, archived)

1/2 Buckle My Shoe

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 14:58, archived)

3/4 15:04

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 15:04, archived)

15.53
My pre evening pee
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 15:53, archived)

13 past 4, shat on the floor

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 16:13, archived)

4:17, ruptured my spleen

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 16:17, archived)

Just seen the texts that some businessman posted about his lucky escape not going on that submarine.
Just realised that could easily have been me squashed flat on the bottom of the Atlantic, thank god I don't have £150000 to piss away on submarine rides.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 15:39, archived)

In an uncertain world is that really too much for a rich man to pay for a quick death?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 17:03, archived)

5/7

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 17:02, archived)