my wife is relentlessly pestering me to get a new cat
after guaranteeing me she'd deal with anything unpleasant when she adopted the last one, it was 100% down to me to deal with it when she died, and I am in no way over it, a year and a half later. I just can't face having to do anything like that ever again.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 15:35, archived)

I never thought I'd be ready to get another one, either
But then I saw him, and that was that.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 16:15, archived)

My 5 year old daughter has been going on about wanting a cat for ages.
My wife said she could have one when the rabbit dies. At the weekend she was pulling out handfuls of the rabbits fur 'to make a toy for the new cat' and commented that it will be easier to remove all of its fur once it's dead. Think I'm going to have to put a padlock on the rabbit hutch
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 18:46, archived)

Hide the kitchen knives

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 19:35, archived)

One day, your daughter will be the focus of a major inquiry

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 20:43, archived)

At least he's a major

( mongychops, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 21:08, archived)