Hi dickbreath's, it's me (Queef Richard's) here with a vibrant and thrilling new thread!
Hows it going lol
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:41, archived)

classic thread

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:54, archived)

Yo, struggling a bit with this wu tang show, it's alright just slow at the moment

( mongychops, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:55, archived)

it's a pretty amazing story, some great records coupled with extraordinary business nous

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 15:14, archived)

Business anous

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 21:43, archived)

Kitten is settling in very well
He slept on the pillow next to me last night, he's eating whatever I give him, he likes to nap on my neck and he's got a thing for feet
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 15:15, archived)

my wife is relentlessly pestering me to get a new cat
after guaranteeing me she'd deal with anything unpleasant when she adopted the last one, it was 100% down to me to deal with it when she died, and I am in no way over it, a year and a half later. I just can't face having to do anything like that ever again.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 15:35, archived)

I never thought I'd be ready to get another one, either
But then I saw him, and that was that.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 16:15, archived)

My 5 year old daughter has been going on about wanting a cat for ages.
My wife said she could have one when the rabbit dies. At the weekend she was pulling out handfuls of the rabbits fur 'to make a toy for the new cat' and commented that it will be easier to remove all of its fur once it's dead. Think I'm going to have to put a padlock on the rabbit hutch
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 18:46, archived)

Hide the kitchen knives

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 19:35, archived)

One day, your daughter will be the focus of a major inquiry

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 20:43, archived)

At least he's a major

( mongychops, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 21:08, archived)

Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 10 Jul 2023, 15:39, archived)

alright
out for a few work drinks in a bit, manager asked if anyone had any suggestions and the little Italian girl who's also a karate instructor suggested 'laser tag'. Fortunately this was entirely ignored in favour a few beers and a pizza.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 16:12, archived)

laser tag ftw! skillz

( $$ ✅, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 16:35, archived)

Anecdotes, etc

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 10 Jul 2023, 16:47, archived)

PS is she fit?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 10 Jul 2023, 16:52, archived)

She does sport and suggested a physical activity

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 16:54, archived)

I meant 'sexually attractive', you total Edwards.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 10 Jul 2023, 16:58, archived)

You got my middle name completely wrong
Also it's spelled Huw
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 17:01, archived)

Turtle 'sexually attractive' Power, shagadelic!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 20:38, archived)

She could run away from you

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 20:35, archived)

bien as they say

( $$ ✅, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 16:35, archived)

“Rosa Parks didn’t sit in the back, and neither am I gonna sit in the back,” Santos told Mike Crispi Unafraid, a rightwing podcast.
I wish I had written that sentence, it's got such a lot going on
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 16:55, archived)

Re telling people how to live, below
It's partly a case of personal freedoms balanced against finite resources and how your choices affect others

For example all the blameless people who died when they couldn't get diagnosed or treated soon enough thanks to independent thinkers who caught covid and filled up all the hospital beds, and put the doctors and nurses off sick too
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 17:13, archived)

Can't wait to have a telescreen supervising the morning's physical jerks!

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 17:14, archived)

In America, everything has to be weighed against the concept of personal freedoms and their possible loss. It's a perpetual theme, and it's always toxic. Guns are the perfect example.
Influence or control over the general population's ideas about what exactly constitute personal freedoms and rights has long been at the center of rightwing political thought and strategy over here. It's a versatile tool, it fits many circumstances, and it almost never fails to throw up clouds of thick angry smoke, kind of like a screen.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 17:54, archived)

Hi I'm Mike 'Crispi' Unafraid
I'm a rightwing podcast!
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 16:56, archived)

Has Anthonyb3ta70100 gone TOO FAR
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 16:59, archived)

"I can't wait to get my hands on it!" she told me enthusiastically.
The photo of the guy about to dip one is very grim
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 18:06, archived)

Yum
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 18:12, archived)

Well they definitely do not contain added gelatin

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 20:37, archived)

Share size, I should think so too, probably like 200 in there

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 21:00, archived)

I'm sure there are better things they could be doing with their time and money than giving mice cancer and then invisibleing them

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 18:43, archived)

At what point do their peers start to suspect they're just torturing animals for the sake of it

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 18:50, archived)

More computing power available than at any time in history
The ability to grow complete organs in a lab
And yet we still have to kill mice

Probably cost
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 19:21, archived)

Mate, they are mice, chill. These mice are genetically pure too. Not like the cunts in my kitchen.

( mongychops, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 21:07, archived)

This technique came about by accident when their boss caught the scientisms murdering cute bunnies for kicks
and told them to hide the evidence
and they picked the most complicated way to do it
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 19:34, archived)