To guarantee instant incapacitation by impacting the brain and central nervous system, the head shot must be delivered to the area between eyebrows and upper lip, otherwise, various bony areas of the skull could deflect the bullet.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 12:09, archived)

The noseshot's the only true stopper

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 12:12, archived)

And my axe

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 12:25, archived)

Or you could attach an explosive device to the back of the head

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 12:20, archived)

If I'm that close, I'm going to do that thing where you rub your knuckles roughly back and forth on the top of someone's head

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 13:54, archived)

Then I'm going to pull them in for a reluctant hug and go "shh shhh shhh" while they struggle to get away.
Weirdly border-line abusive in a way but at least I didn't launch their fucking brains through the air
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 13:58, archived)