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ruin a food by combining two perfectly acceptable foods
Or don't. Nobody is forcing you.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 13:48, archived)
It is shown to be green and purple, with a bone sticking out. The food is censored, hence the name.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 13:55, archived)
Omelette trifle

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 13:57, archived)
On toast

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 13:58, archived)
Duck stuffed with dick

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 14:02, archived)
do you mean dick stuffed duck?
Very common round these parts, ducky
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 14:04, archived)
No I meant duck stuffed with dick you fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 15:23, archived)
oh duck off

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 16:35, archived)
Spotted?

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 14:27, archived)
Scrambled

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 14:43, archived)
i-spy Frotted Foods

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 14:55, archived)
Frottage cheese

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 15:19, archived)
I'm fuctose intolerant

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 16:34, archived)
you weren't when we did sexytiems last week

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 16:42, archived)
lunch is ruined, shut up pls

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 16:44, archived)
my body, your body
every toe inside our bodies
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 16:48, archived)
penus / helmit

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 14:09, archived)
*sigh* HÆLMÏT

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 14:56, archived)
Kõhl

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 15:20, archived)
🍔

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 16:31, archived)
Butter + beef trimmings = Bummings
Maybe yours will catch on.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 14:42, archived)
Brummings

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 15:23, archived)
Coq au Dick

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 14:59, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 15:23, archived)
My little chef ramsey saw this. MY LITTLE CHEF RAMSEY.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 16:36, archived)
Gonz will win this one

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 15:42, archived)
Faggots
Hairy pie
Hafaggie
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 15:50, archived)
Faggot & Squeak

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 16:14, archived)
The usual lazy rodent stereotypes

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 16:39, archived)
Ginger biscuits with brown sauce

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 16:24, archived)
there's a place for people like you
nobody knows where it is, but if anyone finds it, that's where you're fucking going you awful awful strumpet.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 16:34, archived)
why tho :(

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 16:38, archived)
probably ran out of hobnobs

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 16:46, archived)
I should have offered a compromise if I was going to criticize, sorry, how about ginger biscuits and gravy?
You can get the gravy on the side as a dipping sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 16:48, archived)
she's made her bed let her lie in it
with biscuit crumbs so she can't quite get comfy
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 16:51, archived)
Gut + Cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 16:37, archived)
I think I saw them at Wembley Arena

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 16:45, archived)
They were supporting Minge and the Tits

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 16:53, archived)
i used to love minge, and the tits of course.
i wonder what happened to them
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 16:58, archived)
They disappeared up their own gunt

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 17:07, archived)
one gunt to rule them all

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 17:11, archived)
Bum + burgers

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 16:53, archived)