FUCKING HELL!
It’s Monday you bunch of cocksniffing badger fucking cunts.

What makes your Monday special?
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 11:35, archived)

Knowing it won't last

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 11:41, archived)

Being a dole nonce I have come to enjoy Mondays.
It’s the start of a VERY long weekend for me.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 11:55, archived)

My nephew's flatmate starts working with me today
I really hope he's good at the job and sticks around, I can't handle the overtime
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 11:58, archived)

Calling you a fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 11:42, archived)

But you do that EVERYDAY as you have an unbelievably diverse repertoire.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 11:54, archived)

Stuff it up your anus you tawdry ballshaver

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 12:03, archived)

"manscaper"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 13:45, archived)

Watch out boy

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 14:21, archived)

lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 14:35, archived)

It's raining manscapers

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 14:35, archived)

nothing

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 11:46, archived)

Maybe Aoi in Wonder Egg Priority

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 11:46, archived)

and the walls fell

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 11:48, archived)

11:53, having a pee

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 11:53, archived)

Have drips with that

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 14:36, archived)

Admiring a Bacon Pope

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 11:50, archived)

Meaty oligarch frenzy at Heathrow Arrivals
/ac
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 11:51, archived)

Meaty pickle

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 13:52, archived)

Where? I need to see this.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 11:55, archived)

Meaty pickle, gruntfuck

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 13:53, archived)

I'm on holiday

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 12:06, archived)

George AlaDIEah

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 12:07, archived)

I've got a hangover

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 12:23, archived)

X

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 12:39, archived)

Don't call it twitter
This platform is mine, motherfucker
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 12:49, archived)

X Gon' Give It to Ya

( $$ ✅, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 13:01, archived)

X.com enemy unknown

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 13:08, archived)

X man: messiah complex

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 13:24, archived)

X it... stage left

( $$ ✅, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 13:31, archived)

Don't put all your X in one basket

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 13:43, archived)

X crement

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 14:17, archived)

Drugs.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 14:25, archived)