Fucking stupid fucking cunt shouldn't have done the great North run should he

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:46, archived)

It was something like that. May not have been the actual. GNR.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:47, archived)

He didn't even do the real thing? Fucking stupid dead cunt.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:47, archived)

Just checked, it was a half marathon and he collapsed and died from a heat-induced stroke.
And he was early 30s!

I really must stop lying about this stuff!
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:50, archived)

I'm having a heat-induced stroke as I type this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 12:20, archived)

Val Kilmer with a man-bun, phwoar

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 12:22, archived)

Turtle power!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 13:46, archived)

All those wankers on this website
posting "turtle power"
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 14:24, archived)

oh dear

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 16:20, archived)

Deep Heat in the palm and then a quick wank?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 14:26, archived)

with a very long cool-down period

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 16:20, archived)

Did he play on 'Chinese Democracy'?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:50, archived)

Yep.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:50, archived)

the fucking stupid fucking cunt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:53, archived)

At least he didn't put a fucking bucket on his fucking head

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 12:28, archived)