afternoon, wazzock's

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 14:35, archived)

Hi

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 14:40, archived)

very much looking forward to this
www.ents24.com/london-events/100-club/gaye-bykers-on-acid/6686038
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 14:49, archived)

Grebo fan, eh?
You should go with emvee.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 15:39, archived)

GBOA were fantastic
One of the highlights of the Treworgey Tree Fayre '89 (not sure if I've mentioned that I went to that?) and they used to play at the old Hawkwind alldayers at Brixton. Great bunch of chaps
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 15:41, archived)

Do you know, my dear Queef, that this might be the first time I've ever heard you mention your attendance of the Treworgey Tree Fayre in 1989?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 1 Aug 2023, 21:57, archived)

judging by the photo that just showed up on FB, I don't think he still has all his own hair.
Not unless he keeps it in a box.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 15:58, archived)

any updates as to his waist measurement?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 16:04, archived)

Still looks malnouorished, so possibly not.
Can't rule out ascites out of frame though.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 16:11, archived)

Any updates on his partner's occupation?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 16:13, archived)

I assume that's the partner that chucked him years ago.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 16:16, archived)

when my brother cut off his arse-length dreadlocks one of his mates sewed them into a rasta hat
which he keeps in a box. it's pretty fucking unpleasant
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 16:14, archived)

clarty.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 16:21, archived)

alright

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 14:41, archived)

hullo m8-o

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 14:50, archived)

Afternoon
Enjoying a bit of Attenborough before work
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 14:53, archived)

I'm not in again until Saturday
meeting on Monday night to discuss promotion
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 14:57, archived)

wait what if it's a cult and they're going to ask you to join their cult and you'll have to decide whether to join their cult

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 15:02, archived)

YOU CAN'T SAY -L +N

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 15:03, archived)

shit I've just realised that my boss is Ian Astbury

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 15:08, archived)

I wouldn't want to be promoted
Not while I'm working for these pricks, at least
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 15:19, archived)

not sure if I do either tbh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 15:21, archived)

Perhaps they'll just demote everyone else
and leave you where you are - default line manager to a really pissed-off team.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 15:34, archived)

not sure if it's possible to demote a market trader

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 16:05, archived)

send you off to a market in the provinces

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 16:12, archived)

ugh, how ghastly

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 16:13, archived)

toilet trader

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 16:12, archived)

no u

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 17:45, archived)

yo

( $$ ✅, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 16:06, archived)