Lol, my daughter has been telling Alexa to show her pictures of cats crossed with birds.
She's just yelled 'MUMMY, COME AND LOOK AT THE CAT COCK!
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 13:14, archived)

Not the first time she has heard that sentence…eh?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 13:53, archived)

At some point when our kid was about 6 she started saying she was "spunky". She'd heard it somewhere and thought it sounded cool..

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 16:27, archived)

by jove what an antiquated saying!

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 17:06, archived)

Well gadzooks
And bugger me sideways
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 17:26, archived)

Alright, "90nz0"

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 12 Aug 2023, 19:16, archived)

oof

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 20:57, archived)

Heavens to Murgatroyd yes

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 17:56, archived)