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Pushing that camel knobber down the board

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 12:32, archived)
⚽️⚽️⚽️🦶🫖 🦶🫖 🦶🫖

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 12:40, archived)
Cheers

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 12:41, archived)
Cheer Cheese

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 12:53, archived)
Up the ARSEnal!
lol
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 12:54, archived)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 13:07, archived)
idgi

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 16:35, archived)
Fuck
Has it started again?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 12:57, archived)
Women’s World Cup

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 13:21, archived)
Fucking premier league is back.
Splendid. Just wanted to mention again I am top of the b3ta shield after 1 game. Close the league now
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 13:21, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8380980
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 13:23, archived)
hasty, I might be able to squeeze one out

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 16:33, archived)
what is the b3ta shield?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 16:33, archived)
The South African firewall that keeps Bou from posting

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 16:45, archived)
And nothing of value was lost

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 17:03, archived)
bou bou flying low
beneath firewalls, watch it go!
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 17:08, archived)
mr h

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 12:53, archived)
horbs

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 12:54, archived)
Think I'll make a chocolate cake

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 12:58, archived)
what a jolly good idea

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 13:31, archived)
I haven't made a cake for ages
I'm going to do it tomorrow and take it to mum's to share after lunch. Chocolate sponge with chocolate buttercream icing and crushed cadbury's flake and maltesers on top.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 13:41, archived)
i'll pm you my address. please send a slice first class.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 14:22, archived)
yeah, like the kids will leave so much as a crumb of it for anyone else

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 15:16, archived)
LET ME EAT CAKE

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 15:56, archived)
Dirty euphemism

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 14:12, archived)
Cheese?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 16:23, archived)
no
if I make cheesecake, it won't be shared
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 16:29, archived)
There's a town near here called Cheesequake
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheesequake,_New_Jersey
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 16:32, archived)
what a strange name

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 16:51, archived)
I was just reading about the name - probably from a Native American language, might be this, might be that, can't ask unfortunately because we kind of wiped them out

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 17:02, archived)
it immediately makes me think of Chesapeake

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 17:21, archived)
I think I've been there

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 17:50, archived)
my dad had a holiday home there

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 18:57, archived)
alright Crowded House

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 18:14, archived)
Lol, my daughter has been telling Alexa to show her pictures of cats crossed with birds.
She's just yelled 'MUMMY, COME AND LOOK AT THE CAT COCK!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 13:14, archived)
Not the first time she has heard that sentence…eh?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 13:53, archived)
At some point when our kid was about 6 she started saying she was "spunky". She'd heard it somewhere and thought it sounded cool..

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 16:27, archived)
by jove what an antiquated saying!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 17:06, archived)
Well gadzooks
And bugger me sideways
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 17:26, archived)
Alright, "90nz0"

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 12 Aug 2023, 19:16, archived)
oof

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 20:57, archived)
Heavens to Murgatroyd yes

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 17:56, archived)
Camel knobber lmao
Guffaw chums
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 14:20, archived)
we ae siamese if you please
purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 15:00, archived)
Oh that's cool, it lets you sign in with google now

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 19:21, archived)