Good morning
Lol bumming badgers anyone?
Or cottaging a cougar?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 18 Aug 2023, 9:23, archived)

Shit on a penguin

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Aug 2023, 9:34, archived)

What have you got against chocolates biscuits?
You strange person
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 18 Aug 2023, 9:40, archived)

Too brown

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Aug 2023, 9:41, archived)

Bit racist
Tra la la la la
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 18 Aug 2023, 9:52, archived)

BRB KLAXON!!!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Aug 2023, 10:11, archived)

Congratulations, you have stripped this of all meaning and humour.
And my axe.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 18 Aug 2023, 15:24, archived)

It's meant to alliterate, you malformed bellend.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 18 Aug 2023, 10:50, archived)

Penising a penguin for example
Or titwanking a toasted something
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 18 Aug 2023, 11:11, archived)

nut on a gnat

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Aug 2023, 12:20, archived)

knob a gnome

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Aug 2023, 12:22, archived)

queef on a crocodile

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 18 Aug 2023, 12:24, archived)

alright Steve Irwin ?
queef on a quokka
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 18 Aug 2023, 12:52, archived)

spunk on a stingray, what could possibly go wrong

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 18 Aug 2023, 13:12, archived)

I holeheartedly agree

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Aug 2023, 14:45, archived)