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I think that pint of San Miguel has given me the shits

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 19:07, archived)
well your liver basically does the shit making and when you drink alcohol you put stress on your liver because you're poisoning it.
this makes it harder for the liver to do its job and can result in poorly formed stools. like ones from ikea.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 19:12, archived)
#weirdpaleshits

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 19:13, archived)
#wherehasallthedriedupwhitedogpoogone?
that's genuinely the first time i've ever used a hashtag. i feel like i've been raped. by myself.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 19:16, archived)
This one was like the chocolate river from Wonka’s factory

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 19:15, archived)
Full of annoying child actors trying not to upset Johnny Depp?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 19:24, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 19:29, archived)
Liar.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 22:10, archived)
Türd

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 19:48, archived)
Copenhagen's third-most well known doom-sludge metal band?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 19 Aug 2023, 20:41, archived)
Trotter's bar landlord really needs to clean the lines innit

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 19:12, archived)
He said it was all cushty

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 19:16, archived)
a nice cold pint
tasty? yes.

malty? yes.

cushty? no.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 19:21, archived)
yeah fuck off i actually am stewart lee
and queef's wife
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 19:23, archived)
don't think lagers are malty much actually mate

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 19:26, archived)
Queef's imaginary black wife
These days.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 21:10, archived)