alright gunts, just got a new job. What should I do to celebrate?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 13:06, archived)

Molest a marmoset.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Sep 2023, 13:15, archived)

👍

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 13:17, archived)

How much does cottaging pay?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 13:17, archived)

Nobody cottages any more mate

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Sep 2023, 13:18, archived)

Sign of the times :(

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 13:46, archived)

^ purple helmit

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 13:50, archived)

69p

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 13:19, archived)

Ham is only 50p
Much better option
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 13:47, archived)

Anal cleanliness technician at the Happy Chocolate Clouds home for the violently insane and incurably incontinent?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Sep 2023, 13:39, archived)

You must be my new line manager

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 13:49, archived)

Roll naked in honey and oats

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 14:45, archived)

I said celebrate, not my usual morning routine

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 14:51, archived)

White chocolate Coco Pops or gtf

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 14:55, archived)

Party hat full of billy on your cock

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 15:10, archived)

Send me money for drugs of course

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 15:14, archived)

Sure, what’s your account and sort code?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 15:25, archived)

I will gaz you now

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 15:25, archived)

Pretty sure his sort code is 80-08-5

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 15:26, archived)

Nice

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 15:28, archived)

*something about leaving a deposit*

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 15:30, archived)

Something about spunking on a fiver

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 16:10, archived)

Congratulations 🎊

(Bou-, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 15:46, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8383335
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 15:54, archived)

Oh yeah congrats too

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 16:19, archived)

Cheers

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 7 Sep 2023, 15:47, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8383337
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 15:54, archived)

Confess your true feelings to the girl in accounts

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 15:50, archived)

"Stop flirting with the staff or you’re fired"

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 15:55, archived)

go to work, be a jerk

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 16:37, archived)

Nice
hook a brother up, my job ends at the end of December
( $$ ✅, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 16:44, archived)

Are you santa?!!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Sep 2023, 18:01, archived)

Gizza job

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 7 Sep 2023, 18:48, archived)