I've done five poos today, and my bumhole isn't happy about it.
What have you done five of today? You can't say Hitler, unless that happens to be true.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Sep 2023, 15:08, archived)

star

(piss and shit, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 15:13, archived)

so that's both of you that have asked "why are you so fucking shit" today, then

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 15:14, archived)

noice!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Sep 2023, 15:56, archived)

Your bumhole did he/she/binary?
You should have a You Tube channel
Mr Tea and his talking bumhole
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 16:04, archived)

Xe says "hello."

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Sep 2023, 16:35, archived)

FIVE?
:●

I taught 5 lessons today.
(Bou-, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 17:34, archived)

4 poos so far, but the night is young.
I've walked at least 5 miles, does that count?
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 11 Sep 2023, 17:35, archived)

Surely bexley Council has a obligation to get you in a hmo mate? You lived here long enough

( mongychops, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 17:40, archived)

I think they'd say you haven't been here for 10 months, piss off.
Or boot me to Margate. Got no way of getting back there anyway.
I'm having enough problems with Islington at the minute.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 12 Sep 2023, 8:52, archived)

i recommend a
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( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 20:19, archived)