I'm in Pisa
Going for a job interview
But the boss thought I was a French teacher and not an English teacher
No job for meeeeeee.
What weird things have happened to you in job interviews?
(Bou-, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 12:01, archived)

I pooed my pants.
Then I went for a job interview where I pooed my pants
(Runcorn shitty limits, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 12:09, archived)

Alright smeg

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 12:10, archived)

I was accused of being sexist once.
The stupid fucking slag didn’t know what she was talking about
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 12:11, archived)

dunno, probably one of these
b3ta.com/questions/jobinterviewdisasters/
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 12:13, archived)

he's probably still busy reading our current QOTW before he can move on to older entries

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 13:00, archived)

I suggested that one, cheers

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 14:18, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 14:48, archived)

I dun a spunk and all shit come out my helmit

( broadsword, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 12:57, archived)

Wang a bit of billy down your japper

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 12:58, archived)

^ chat gp

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 12:59, archived)

hel ker
( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 18:47, archived)

I took my bum out and they took theirs out
Then we did the billy japper thing
Then I got the job
Lol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 13:12, archived)

classic KGB recruiting scheme

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 13:29, archived)

I am Kim Philby
And so is my wife
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 14:16, archived)

I dunno lol

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 13:36, archived)

Was given an interview by mistake
When I got there, there was another woman with the exact same name as me and she was the one they wanted to hire.
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 15:38, archived)

Oh no. That's awful.
How embarrassing.
(Bou-, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 16:51, archived)

that was a mirror you tool

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 18:46, archived)

"French teacher? I can do this job, Pisa piss"

( $$ ✅, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 16:20, archived)

you sicily sod

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 16:23, archived)

-a +s

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 17:44, archived)