We are going to Paris in the Summer school holidays
Any suggestions as to where to visit?
So far it is Park Asterix which is apparently better than the Disney one
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 11:33, archived)

is Disney Asterix a bit like Disney Plus?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 11:37, archived)

Don't be a silly billy

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 11:46, archived)

yeah, Italy

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 11:55, archived)

The missus lived in Paris for a year as part of her degree
Away from the touristy centre it is a shithole
Reminds me of the outskirts of Leeds
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 12:00, archived)

that's true of a lot of famously beautiful cities
about half of Bologna is basically an industrial estate, not that you'd ever know as a tourist unless you got very, very lost
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 12:11, archived)

Even parts of Runcorn are a bit shit!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 12:13, archived)

No they are not. Have you ever been to this luscious country?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 12:25, archived)

He said parts of Runcorn. The other parts are total shit

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 12:36, archived)

There are ZERO shit parts

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 12:40, archived)

terrible bullying of bumless
/ac
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 12:42, archived)

🐢🔌 🪦

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 12:44, archived)

:*(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 14:23, archived)

no :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 14:31, archived)

^shit parts Nugent

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 14:53, archived)

Is Runcorn its own country?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 12:48, archived)

That's the correct name for a place which is full of cunts, I think.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 12:50, archived)

BINGO.
I am king
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 12:51, archived)

+a fuc+ +wanker

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 14:03, archived)

I LIKE THIS!

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 14:19, archived)

LIKE THIS AM A FUCKING WANKER
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 14:25, archived)

I LIKE THIS!

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 14:45, archived)

About half of Bologna is mince, that's what you're saying?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 12:28, archived)

yeah, if you think 'an industrial estate' and 'mince' are synonymous
you massive fucking industrial estater
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 14:24, archived)

'mince' is Scottish slang for 'rubbish', perhaps the joke got lost in translation
www.scotslanguage.com/articles/view/id/4712
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 16:19, archived)

because bolognese is made with mince, you see.
I can explain further if you still don't get it.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 18:23, archived)

bolognese sauce is typical of the city of Bologna

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 18:30, archived)

The sauce, you mean

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 14:37, archived)

tggi

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 19:04, archived)

The Louvre is nice
I think it's free entry on Tuesdays
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 12:28, archived)

That’s two for tuesdays at domino’s you are thinking about m8

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 12:29, archived)

Gorgonzola lols

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 12:47, archived)

Fuck off

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 12:52, archived)

Gorgonzolols?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 21 Sep 2023, 17:51, archived)

always wash your hands after going to the louvre

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 15:30, archived)

Pigalle

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 12:32, archived)

I remember it from ages ago
Apparently it's a bit less seedy now
/chat I mean
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 12:56, archived)

/chat a failed Garden Centre
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 14:00, archived)

idiot you made me laugh

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 14:38, archived)

I love walking around Mont Matre and the sacre coeur
if you fancy a walk through the pere lachaise cemetary that's pretty ace unless you don't fancy walking around a cemetary
musee d'orsay is a great art gallery
(piss and shit, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 12:48, archived)

Ta

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 12:49, archived)

It is worth it for the tourist stuff
The Louvre was ace
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 12:58, archived)

Try the catacombs

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 13:57, archived)

Grooming place for felines?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 14:23, archived)

Never been to Paris so I can't tell you, sorry:)

(Bou-, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 12:56, archived)

thank you for your contribution

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 14:31, archived)

i mean, you could pretend

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 14:55, archived)

Guy Savoy
thirteen-course menu, 570 euros per person (without wine)
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 14:22, archived)

I think not

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 14:39, archived)

Le Smég

(Runcorn shitty limits, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 15:36, archived)

The alamo

( mongychops, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 15:54, archived)

I remember it

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 16:07, archived)

enterprise have better prices

(piss and shit, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 16:18, archived)