hi tit's
working today, it's alright. Out for Nepalese grub later up in Forest Gate.

what abite ye nigh?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 14:14, archived)

Lazing around while the boy watches telly. Pub in a bit.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 23 Sep 2023, 14:24, archived)

Good night last night?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 14:39, archived)

Mmm-hm.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 23 Sep 2023, 14:49, archived)

🥐🍷🌆

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 15:15, archived)

Smug City - population: me.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 23 Sep 2023, 16:10, archived)

u e
(Runcorn shitty limits, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 16:43, archived)

popelation
monster munzzz
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 17:38, archived)

heh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 18:12, archived)

I'm also working
Taught 5 lessons today. Exhausting...
(Bou-, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 14:31, archived)

one to one lessons or classrooms?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 14:41, archived)

One to one lessons online
But still exhausting because I am an introvert
(Bou-, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 15:31, archived)

What do you teach?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 16:03, archived)

She's a vigilante.
She teachers wrongdoers a 'lesson they won't forget.'
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 23 Sep 2023, 16:11, archived)

Some people have it coming to them
But ... Not a good way to do things
(Bou-, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 16:17, archived)

English

(Bou-, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 16:15, archived)

Have you seen The Whale?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 16:30, archived)

No, why?

(Bou-, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 17:41, archived)

No reason.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 17:54, archived)

sounds like *someone* needs a mirror

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 18:10, archived)

Mum and dad got here
2 lobsters 3 crabs and some sea bass
So nomnom time for dinner
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 14:52, archived)

oh my.
were they both infested?
( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 14:56, archived)

Playing Infest

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 16:01, archived)

Do you live in an aquarium? You know those little treasure chests, are they real?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 15:18, archived)

What is reality?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 16:01, archived)

Subjective

(Bou-, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 16:20, archived)

what is love?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 17:12, archived)

Oxytocin
lol
(Bou-, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 17:43, archived)

so, what you're saying, is that your mum has got crabs?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 15:37, archived)

They both have

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 16:02, archived)

sharing is caring

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 16:06, archived)

Fuck! Beat me to it

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 17:55, archived)

heh

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 18:07, archived)

Is that a list of your parents STDs?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 17:54, archived)

haha, crabs can mean pubic lice!!!!!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 18:13, archived)

crabs on the dating circuit

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 19:33, archived)

I was thinking about you earlier
there's a video of Borough Cheese Company doing the rounds on foodbible
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 15:37, archived)

they are good people
good people with good cheese
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 18:12, archived)

the non-gunt kind

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 18:14, archived)

they were showing blue cheese
which I really can't stand
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 18:20, archived)

my wife's the same
I am not
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 18:28, archived)

I've tried it
I just don't like it
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 18:42, archived)

I think about him too
He's a
dreamboat
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 18:39, archived)

Beer, food and a bit of gentle rimming

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 17:38, archived)

Why gentle?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 17:44, archived)

Sore hoop

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 18:03, archived)

sounds like *someone* got a little too cock-a-hoop last night

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 18:15, archived)

I see what you did there!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 18:42, archived)

I've Thompson Twinned myself

( $$ ✅, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 18:41, archived)

Meaning?

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 20:28, archived)