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I have to chair a big meeting tomorrow. It's my first time and I'm a bit nervous. Any tips?

(, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 20:57, archived)
Keep it relevant and keep it moving

(, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 21:00, archived)
Your morning shit, I mean

(, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 21:00, archived)
A spot of nude beatboxing works wonders

(, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 21:13, archived)
For your morning shit, I mean

(, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 21:13, archived)
Start unstacking the chairs from the back of the room and leave a shoulder gap, isle down the middle and at both sides. You'll be fine.

(, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 21:23, archived)
It's bum out Tuesday
Obvs
(, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 21:44, archived)
Alongside your morning shit I mean
Seriously just keep on top of people and enjoy yourself
A Top Hat also works wonders
(, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 21:47, archived)
Take a shit on the desk to assert your dominance

(, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 22:05, archived)
Might have to swap our my normal webcam for one with a fisheye lens

(, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 23:31, archived)
Good thinking, then you can squat-walk all the way across the desk laying an intercontinental cable and get everybody fired up

(, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 1:08, archived)
strikey japs

(, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 10:54, archived)
Imagine everyone naked
Then wank furiously
(, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 22:46, archived)
It's on MS Teams so might just get away with this

(, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 23:30, archived)
Don't use their chair, bring your own. That way you'll be comfy, and you can settle back and image them naked while you give your ted talk.

(, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 1:00, archived)
wait it's not a school is it?

(, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 1:00, archived)