I'm at Stansted spoons having a delicious breakfast pint

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 8:05, archived)

^ alcohol problem

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 8:17, archived)

Getting rid of the shakes eh?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 8:20, archived)

It's the hallucinations that are the real problem
He thinks he's at Stansted but it's actually Runcorn
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 8:34, archived)

Could be Crewe

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 9:04, archived)

Crewe is fucking brilliant.
It is certainly no Bumcorn.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 9:17, archived)

Where are you off to you massive spaz?
EDIT. Just read it’s Naples. Hope it’s shit.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 9:17, archived)

Have a good one
Would like to see the Casa Del Portuale but I'd probably be deported for bringing my own ketchup
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 9:50, archived)

What's it a pint of?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 28 Sep 2023, 10:47, archived)

Knowing airport lager it will be a pint of overpriced pisswater

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 10:56, archived)

knowing queef
it'll be a pint of airport baggage handlers' spunk
(piss and shit, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 11:59, archived)

The Marc Almond special

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 12:03, archived)

So has he got like a hundred of them all lined up to contribute their own 5 ml, or is there this one guy with the most extreme case of hyperspermia known to medical science?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 28 Sep 2023, 14:25, archived)

yes

(piss and shit, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 22:38, archived)