My line manager's last day was today.
That's not cool as shit, she's great. But it does mean her job is up for grabs, and I'm basically the only realistic candidate. That is cool as shit. The pay rise would be cool as shit, but the pressure of the job might not be. In summary: lukewarm shit.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 18:16, archived)

What work do you do?

(Bou-, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 18:23, archived)

Bricklayer.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 18:34, archived)

Don't lie

(Bou-, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 18:42, archived)

He's head of a troupe of clowns, currently in Naples on a specific job

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 18:50, archived)

Just staring at him

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 18:57, archived)

We have brought our own chairs
I mean someone mentioned 'they had'
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 19:09, archived)

Actually it's an 'alley' of clowns
/grammar nazi
(Bou-, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 19:12, archived)

I replied to one of your posts yesterday and mentioned doing locum work in a pharmacy.
What kind of stalker are you?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 18:58, archived)

Oh. I did not see that post.
Sorry
(Bou-, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 19:01, archived)

I expect he's got a humourous mug that proclaims he's a 'drug dealer'. The reality is much fewer glamorous.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 19:27, archived)

I'm just going to be honest, my wife has a t-shirt she got from a department at work that says something like, "I ❤️ DRUGS" and the back, "AND I MAKE THEM TOO"
and just in case anyone hilariously the gets the wrong idea there's a big rX in there somewhere. Added bonus, it's ugly.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 19:46, archived)

I have one that says “Nike” on it.
True story m8
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 20:10, archived)

She is often portrayed in Greek art as Winged Victory in the motion of flight; however, she can also appear without wings as "Wingless Victory"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 20:15, archived)

Nah. She’s a fat cunt mate.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 20:33, archived)

"Voluptuous Victory"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 22:58, archived)

IT WAS A GIFT

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 10:50, archived)