Waiting for my blood work to come back
To see if I've got a blood clot in my leg
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 18:45, archived)

Oh no !!!!

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 19:01, archived)

I imagine they decided you were low likelihood / Wells Score or they would have gone straight for an ultrasound
More likely a ruptured baker's cyst, superficial thrombophlebitis or a sprain
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 19:14, archived)

Are you the resident doctor?

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 19:17, archived)

doctor bum fingerer
(piss and shit, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 19:57, archived)

Sorry I'm not taking on any more patients at the moment.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 20:34, archived)

One on each finger already

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:44, archived)

Hitler

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 5:37, archived)

I'd say superficial thrombophlebitis myself
I've had it before, but it was above the knee
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 19:26, archived)

It's pronounced 'bludklart', honky.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 3 Oct 2023, 22:51, archived)