PS none of my Polish students *is* slow-witted
I do hope you aren't an English teacher

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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:15, archived)

none = not one; just about qualifies as singular

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:40, archived)

Maybe yours will catch non

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:44, archived)

Why is the absence of a thing singular, aren't all of them missing? Well?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:50, archived)

"a thing"? All of it, if you're being consistent.
Don't make me go brb on your ass.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:57, archived)

I think I figured out what you're saying here, and I've given it some thought, and it turns out I'm right about everything

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 0:56, archived)

So there :)
People also ask
Is none a singular or plural pronoun?
"None" can be a singular pronoun if it's referring to "not one" or "no part," but it also can be plural when referring to "not any." None of the apple was eaten. Apple is a singular item, so you'd use the singular verb "was." None of the ballplayers were on the team bus after the game.
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 6:03, archived)