I'm having real difficulty getting 5 pairs of doorhandles fitted at my little flat
I think the job might to be too small for cunts to bother with it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 15:55, archived)

at my little flat up my arse

there you go, saved you the bother
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 15:57, archived)

the j my kn

there you go, saved you the bother
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 16:00, archived)

Why don't you do it?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 16:01, archived)

complete incompetence

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 16:04, archived)

mpet ntin

there you go, saved you the bother
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 16:22, archived)

Make sure you replace the teatowels with miniature ones, maybe some flannels.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 16:26, archived)

www.etsy.com/uk/market/dollhouse_tea_towels
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 16:31, archived)

Perfect.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 16:40, archived)

bit larger than I'd prefer but they'll do

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 16:46, archived)

Get some tools
Maybe a screwdriver set and a chisel? Lol tool
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 17:16, archived)

I have a decent toolkit
but no ability to use most of it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 17:34, archived)

when's bob a job week?

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 17:23, archived)

ask spanish, he's the one who welcomes young boys into his home to perform unsavoury tasks for money

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 17:38, archived)

that's blow a job week

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 18:10, archived)

Bob a blow job week surely?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 19:13, archived)

nah. poor lad was called kevin or summat.

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 19:15, archived)

They always came willingly
HAHA CAME
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 20:09, archived)

What are you trying to pay? Jobs worth 100 plus quid easy

( mongychops, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 19:40, archived)

some bellend tried asking for £220
I've now got a chap who's quoted a oner, seems more reasonable for what should take a couple of hours max
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 9:40, archived)

I'll do it

(piss and shit, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 19:58, archived)

They are Banham handles that need programming, have you got the software?

( mongychops, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 20:51, archived)

you have more info than me
I'm dipping
(piss and shit, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 23:01, archived)