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It turns out I am addicted to GUNTCHEESE

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 15:54, archived)
I'm having real difficulty getting 5 pairs of doorhandles fitted at my little flat
I think the job might to be too small for cunts to bother with it
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 15:55, archived)

at my little flat up my arse

there you go, saved you the bother
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 15:57, archived)

the j my kn

there you go, saved you the bother
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 16:00, archived)
Why don't you do it?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 16:01, archived)
complete incompetence

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 16:04, archived)

mpet ntin

there you go, saved you the bother
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 16:22, archived)
Make sure you replace the teatowels with miniature ones, maybe some flannels.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 16:26, archived)

www.etsy.com/uk/market/dollhouse_tea_towels
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 16:31, archived)
Perfect.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 16:40, archived)
bit larger than I'd prefer but they'll do

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 16:46, archived)
Get some tools
Maybe a screwdriver set and a chisel? Lol tool
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 17:16, archived)
I have a decent toolkit
but no ability to use most of it
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 17:34, archived)
when's bob a job week?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 17:23, archived)
ask spanish, he's the one who welcomes young boys into his home to perform unsavoury tasks for money

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 17:38, archived)
that's blow a job week

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 18:10, archived)
Bob a blow job week surely?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 19:13, archived)
nah. poor lad was called kevin or summat.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 19:15, archived)
They always came willingly
HAHA CAME
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 20:09, archived)
What are you trying to pay? Jobs worth 100 plus quid easy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 19:40, archived)
some bellend tried asking for £220
I've now got a chap who's quoted a oner, seems more reasonable for what should take a couple of hours max
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 9:40, archived)
I'll do it

(piss and shit, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 19:58, archived)
They are Banham handles that need programming, have you got the software?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 20:51, archived)
you have more info than me
I'm dipping
(piss and shit, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 23:01, archived)
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get a none cheese

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 16:06, archived)
my uzi weighs a none

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 16:22, archived)
my none is uzi to load

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 16:39, archived)
have you tried getting banned?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 16:37, archived)
I'm sorry I'd written some jokes

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 16:40, archived)
so am i

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 16:45, archived)
not as sorry as rob was

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 16:57, archived)
well. anyway.
tell me queef. what was your last big purchase?

you can't say anything politically incorrect.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 17:13, archived)
I bought a meal for two for 520 euros last Saturday, that's quite big I suppose

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 17:31, archived)
Leathery pheasant?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 17:32, archived)
bit rude. his wife is lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 17:36, archived)
genuine lol

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 17:45, archived)
lime chilli chicken, amstell on the side

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 17:37, archived)
Simon+

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 17:45, archived)
I’m addicted to comedy forums, do you know of any?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 17:46, archived)
RIP Robert Palmer

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 17:55, archived)
Once saw him interviewed on a music show, he was offended by a question about why he never achieved the same levels of stardom as some of his contemporaries
and he replied by saying that at least he wasn't some kind of disgusting druggie, which I thought was an odd thing to say.
I wonder what Keith Richards is up to today?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 18:38, archived)
didn't he smoke like three packs of fags a day?
that's heroic and a bit skanky
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 18:57, archived)
It turns out I'm addicted to pissing people off
It's really funny and I will continue doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 19:40, archived)
you've come to the right place

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 20:16, archived)