mornring

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 8:30, archived)

Morn Ring to rule them all

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 8:31, archived)

sore ring to poo them all

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 8:33, archived)

Bum Ring to poo them all,
Bum Ring to push them.
Bum Ring to shit them all,
And in the toilet flûsh them.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 8:42, archived)

One does not simply walk into Turdor.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 10:09, archived)

I only ask for the strength to defend my peep hole.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 10:23, archived)

AND MY ASS

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 10:31, archived)

POO-TAY-TOES

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 10:32, archived)

YOU CANNOT PASS

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 10:40, archived)

-p

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 12:13, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 8:31, archived)

mornring no 2

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 8:33, archived)

Is it Poo Conversation Sunday?
Morning
Family back this afternoon I need to clean the place up:(
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 9:12, archived)

i know how you feel
there's shit everywhere
( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 9:18, archived)

I have to sort this place out, too
I spend so much time cleaning up after other people that I have no time or energy to clean my own home
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 9:29, archived)

i just can't be buggered

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 9:30, archived)

Through God all things are possible.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 9:57, archived)

I was thinking of asking /chat ladies to push the Hoover round a bit
Ladies like cleaning stuff u no
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 10:21, archived)

No we fucking don't

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 10:54, archived)

I fucking hate it

(Bou-, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 12:07, archived)

me too and i'm a bird

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 12:14, archived)

Bless 'em
Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 12:16, archived)

I also have to clean today and I am procrastinating
I hate cleaning but this place is a tip. I think I'll get the broom and sit with it a while until inspiration strikes.
(Bou-, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 9:41, archived)

That's how people get accused of witchery.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 9:59, archived)

Hahaha! Well I'll try not to ride it.

(Bou-, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 11:21, archived)

Poo

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 14 Apr 2024, 10:10, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 10:22, archived)

Morning

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 10:17, archived)

poo

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 10:22, archived)

Morning!
I'm off to watch that new Amy Whinehouse movie in a bit.
(Planearm, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 10:40, archived)

she dies at the end, just sayin

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 11:26, archived)

so does everyone

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 11:36, archived)

apart from hardcore, obv
hardcore will never die
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 11:38, archived)

yes johnny

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 12:15, archived)

Well you know the score
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 12:55, archived)

Oh noe
Deaded?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 12:19, archived)

He's lying, it just fades to black at the end

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 12:29, archived)

Darth Vader's Luke's father
Spoiler alert
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 12:53, archived)

Poo poo willy willy bum drawers

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 14 Apr 2024, 12:53, archived)