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www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-68899761
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 15:28, archived)

Daniel Fairbrother ran the race carrying a fridge on his back, and stopped by Big Ben to propose to his girlfriend.
"You've got to be fucking kidding me you try-hard fridge twat, not a fucking chance."
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 16:05, archived)

Language please
As a mod I have to keep this place respectful
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 17:23, archived)

I could be an informant and in return you could turn a blind eye
I'd be a double agent though and I'd divulge your methodology
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( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 17:56, archived)

23/7 "Guam lover"

( $$ ✅, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 16:14, archived)

^ guano bummer

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 17:32, archived)

57.14285714285714%
Didn't know about the car, seagull boy, or marathon twat.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 16:25, archived)

I'm not convinced there was any real news in the quiz at all!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 17:59, archived)

4/7 all wild guesses

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 19:01, archived)