Kristi Noem y/y

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 7:37, archived)

No-em

( $$ ✅, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 7:51, archived)

weirdly codependent of you to ask m8

(piss and shit, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 8:35, archived)

I think she might be my soulmate

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 8:36, archived)

In your case, I agree
Now kill that old lady
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 8:39, archived)

Anne Widdecombe?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 10:02, archived)

Y if you're a praying mantis

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 8:38, archived)

None of this would have happened if that puppy had a gun.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 8:45, archived)

She's no Greta that's for sure

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 10:01, archived)

Please stop posting on b3ta.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 10:02, archived)

www.etsy.com/uk/market/baby_jesus_gnome
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 11:24, archived)

"Very good quality. Perfect size for give it as a gift to a child"
A very disappointed child. Also how is the quality of a 3" plastic jesus judged exactly? On its ability to turn a thimble-full of water into wine? Ready-made holes in the palms?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 14:01, archived)

She's a straight-shooter with upper management written all over her

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 12:46, archived)

Jury is out on this one bro.
It’s usually a consistent yes from me you know that. But this time I am a little uneasy.

Given the opportunity I would sexually assault her.
(spanish THE OG, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 13:02, archived)

But I mean I could have said that about anyone.

(spanish THE OG, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 13:03, archived)

she has a gun yeah

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 13:20, archived)

She'a a milf

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 13:26, archived)

Can you sweaty-palmed creeps please just climb into a gravel pit and get her to shoot you?
It's OK if she doesn't finish the job first time and has to go back to her truck to get more shells, she can have as many attempts as she needs.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 13:41, archived)

I think the real revulsion is due to the fact she's such a crappy shot

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 14:02, archived)

Shut up you rainbow flag waving cunt

(spanish THE OG, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 14:19, archived)

It's a fine insult but it does seem a bit misdirected here

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 15:33, archived)

Yeah I didn’t think it through please accept my apologies

(spanish THE OG, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 17:41, archived)

Well bless your heart, of course.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 18:35, archived)

I just googled her and it tells me she's infamous for shooting a dog.
Not by accident or as an act of euthanasia, but because she was annoyed by it.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 27 Apr 2024, 14:29, archived)

-dog +puppy
Took 3 shots to kill an annoying goat on the same day, no I'm serious. She's since doubled down on the whole thing; that's just life on the farm... for example they've just 'had to' kill 3 horses that have been with the family for 25 years. I wonder how many shots that took.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 15:19, archived)

BUT WOULD YOU SCUTTLE HER?

(spanish THE OG, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 18:04, archived)

Heavily armed, murderous, and easily upset, no I'm not sure I'd be in the mood to remove my body armor under those circumstances

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 18:10, archived)

This raises a question…
Under WHAT circumstances WOULD you remove your body armour?

Asking for a friend.

*RAPES*
(spanish THE OG, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 20:47, archived)

AI can confirm
South Dakota’s cowboy-hat-wearing governor who cuts taxes like she’s in a Wild West saloon. She’s pro-gun, pro-religious freedom (unless you wear socks with sandals), and anti-red tape. 🤠🔫🇺🇸
( $$ ✅, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 15:36, archived)

You've failed to mention her heroic and uncompromising stance on puppies and goats

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 16:21, archived)

You should see what she does to coyotes

( $$ ✅, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 16:42, archived)

No-one gives a fuck about those due to Roadrunner

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 18:32, archived)