morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 28 Apr 2024, 8:13, archived)

Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 28 Apr 2024, 9:14, archived)

ey

(piss and shit, Sun 28 Apr 2024, 9:31, archived)

bee

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 28 Apr 2024, 9:41, archived)

to the ollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 28 Apr 2024, 10:00, archived)

it's my wife's birthday
I haven't got her a present
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 28 Apr 2024, 10:20, archived)

yes you have...
yourself
( $$ ✅, Sun 28 Apr 2024, 10:25, archived)

and the greatest gift of all, the love of our lord and saviour Jesus
you can't put a price on that
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 28 Apr 2024, 10:41, archived)

amen

( $$ ✅, Sun 28 Apr 2024, 10:48, archived)

$59.99?
“Happy Holy Week! Let’s Make America Pray Again. As we lead into Good Friday and Easter, I encourage you to get a copy of the God Bless the USA Bible,” Trump wrote, directing his supporters to a website selling the book for $59.99.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Apr 2024, 14:22, archived)

What are the odds, it's also my wife's birthd- hang on, we've done this before, haven't we?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 28 Apr 2024, 10:33, archived)

lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 28 Apr 2024, 10:40, archived)

hi

( $$ ✅, Sun 28 Apr 2024, 10:25, archived)