i haven't said willies for a while so
WILLIES!
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 7 May 2024, 17:41, archived)

This is exactly the witty, erudite content I keep coming back here for.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 7 May 2024, 17:52, archived)

you can count on me

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 7 May 2024, 17:56, archived)

tt ll
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 7 May 2024, 18:16, archived)

bravo!

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 7 May 2024, 18:30, archived)

He'

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 7 May 2024, 19:13, archived)

So you are Porcupine from Purgatory
Nice one
Not
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Wed 8 May 2024, 9:46, archived)

You would say that

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 7 May 2024, 18:34, archived)

sometimes i say cocks
not often tho
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 7 May 2024, 18:35, archived)

So you often have cocks leaving your mouth?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 7 May 2024, 18:37, archived)

cocks, willies, all sorts really

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 7 May 2024, 18:39, archived)

I just had a curry with cumin.
It wasn't very nice.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 7 May 2024, 18:40, archived)

hard to take it out once it's in
try saying NO, see how far that gets you
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 7 May 2024, 18:54, archived)

+

(piss and shit, Tue 7 May 2024, 19:44, archived)

Pænii

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 7 May 2024, 19:44, archived)

don't mind if i do

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 7 May 2024, 19:50, archived)

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( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 May 2024, 20:54, archived)

black hole love
no, not that one, this one
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 7 May 2024, 21:00, archived)

when you feel unhappy, this might be why

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 May 2024, 22:14, archived)

Well I've cooked the last of my French sausage. Still got some cheese left, if only I knew where to get more artisan cheese.

( mongychops, Tue 7 May 2024, 21:04, archived)

i don't even know what artisan cheese is
do you mean WILLIES? i mean sausages?
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 7 May 2024, 21:05, archived)

Google translate will help, French to English

( mongychops, Tue 7 May 2024, 21:07, archived)

i get lost in there, french to english, english to samoan, samoan to somali, somali to oromo
and suddenly i've made a wonderfully authentic spit roasted courgette
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 7 May 2024, 21:12, archived)