Morning
5.36 and I'm up to my tricks
Been up an hour had a dreadful night
Weekend plans?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 10 May 2024, 5:37, archived)

Comedy website.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 10 May 2024, 6:30, archived)

Where?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 10 May 2024, 6:54, archived)

The usual
Housework, family, knitting, maybe a bit of sunbathing
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 10 May 2024, 6:42, archived)

Must be good weather up North?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 10 May 2024, 6:54, archived)

23-25 degrees today and tomorrow

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 10 May 2024, 7:09, archived)

might suck off a stingray

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 10 May 2024, 6:48, archived)

Sexy!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 10 May 2024, 6:55, archived)

might create another account to post on here, 10 just isn't enough.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 10 May 2024, 6:54, archived)

Who are you?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 10 May 2024, 6:56, archived)

He's me, keep up.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 10 May 2024, 7:22, archived)

Hi Queef xxxx

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 10 May 2024, 7:29, archived)

Alright mongy.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 10 May 2024, 9:28, archived)

Gaz him
Apparently he knows stuff
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 10 May 2024, 9:30, archived)

Oh yeah, he looks after all of that sort of thing.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 10 May 2024, 10:19, archived)

i gazzed him and he sent me winning lottery numbers

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 10 May 2024, 10:26, archived)

I gazzed him and he sent me a street map of Runcorn

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 10 May 2024, 10:35, archived)

I gazzed him and got a picture of his balls in a pint of guinness

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 May 2024, 10:47, archived)

I gazzed his balls and got a pint ofPerignon

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 10 May 2024, 11:32, archived)

I gazzed him and got a gram of shoe and an inedible freshwater fish.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 10 May 2024, 13:28, archived)

Widdles unt plops

( broadsword, Fri 10 May 2024, 7:17, archived)

The voice of sanity

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 10 May 2024, 7:30, archived)

Meeting vas blackwood for a few pints up the eastend

( mongychops, Fri 10 May 2024, 8:01, archived)

I've just read that he's 'I'm Britain's Will Smith' Richard's cousin, small world

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 10 May 2024, 8:13, archived)

I hope he doesn't turn up

( mongychops, Fri 10 May 2024, 8:33, archived)

I think he's related to Naomi Campbell also
She was in a Bob Marley video when she was a kid. Whatever next
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 May 2024, 9:24, archived)

We're all just six degrees of separation from Lee 'Scratch' Perry

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 10 May 2024, 9:26, archived)

I saw him play a while back he was awful
He just walked around shouting'Rastafari'
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 10 May 2024, 9:29, archived)

he peaked in about 1969, to be fair
that said his Secret Laboratory album with Dub Syndicate is fantastic and that's from the late 80s
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 May 2024, 9:57, archived)

Is that in a mockney accent geezer?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 10 May 2024, 9:27, archived)

Quality

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 May 2024, 9:22, archived)

If the weather keeps up it'll be gardening, walks and excessive drinking.

Everyone seems to be watching Baby Reindeer. Has anyone seen it? Is it worth it?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 10 May 2024, 8:44, archived)

It's alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 10 May 2024, 8:45, archived)

My supervisor keeps nagging me to watch it
The only reason I haven't is because it's pissing her off
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 10 May 2024, 8:49, archived)

Apparently Piers Morgan has interviewed the stalker now. All seems like it has the potential to end badly.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 10 May 2024, 8:59, archived)

What stalker?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 10 May 2024, 11:47, archived)

i like your style

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 10 May 2024, 16:08, archived)

The only people I've heard recommending it are cunts, hth

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 10 May 2024, 9:17, archived)

Certainly sounds like a drivelling pile of arsewank

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 May 2024, 9:42, archived)

Its very good

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 10 May 2024, 11:36, archived)

Same people as Tiger Kings innit

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 10 May 2024, 11:40, archived)

I know Kanye West is completely shit, but The College Dropout is superb.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 10 May 2024, 11:03, archived)

ever seen The Art of Rap?
he is so badly out of his depth in it, it's hilarious. wtf he's even doing in it I cannot fathom
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 May 2024, 11:07, archived)

The leaked demos of 808s and Heartbreak were fucking excellent
Flashing Lights is a work of art.

Thats about as much of his stuff as I found much in.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 May 2024, 11:23, archived)

I'll give him a fair go.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 10 May 2024, 11:26, archived)

Good morning

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 10 May 2024, 11:37, archived)

Morning comrade

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 10 May 2024, 11:40, archived)