bollocks to all that rubbish. weather is too weathery today so i've got the day off.
i'd just like to take this opportunity to announce that i have the day off.

i intend to spend it drinking in honour of queef's hangover.
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 13 May 2024, 11:16, archived)

I'd like to announce that I'm depressed

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 13 May 2024, 11:23, archived)

fuck off little miss buzzkill

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 13 May 2024, 11:25, archived)

:'(

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 13 May 2024, 11:26, archived)

you've got lots of lessons today. no time to be depressed. get back to work! *cracks whip*

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 13 May 2024, 11:27, archived)

😭
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 13 May 2024, 11:28, archived)

i'm not wasting my time talking to a pseudo tween that only communicates with emojiis
it's like talking to mofaha
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 13 May 2024, 11:31, archived)

Ok fine.
I'm crying.
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 13 May 2024, 11:44, archived)

ok fine.
i'm not a counsellor.
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 13 May 2024, 11:48, archived)

Not human either

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 13 May 2024, 14:41, archived)

beep boop beep

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 13 May 2024, 20:36, archived)

🤐
That's me told
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 13 May 2024, 11:47, archived)

lol

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 13 May 2024, 16:07, archived)

In honour of his hangover I have 4 bottles of stout
And am waiting till noon to start allotment drinking
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 13 May 2024, 11:45, archived)

my farts are especially smelly this morning.
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 13 May 2024, 11:51, archived)

I've just finished the umderground plumbing for my new downstairs loo
just got to put in a new floating floor and the internal plumbing, and decorate. So it might be finished by christmas
(piss and shit, Mon 13 May 2024, 12:08, archived)

the carpet fitter turned up this morning and then immediately said he'd have to come back tomorrow
so fuck knows what that was about
(piss and shit, Mon 13 May 2024, 12:10, archived)

his carpet didn't match your curtains

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 13 May 2024, 12:21, archived)

worst porn film ever.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 13 May 2024, 12:24, archived)

It's niche porn for asexuals.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 13 May 2024, 13:28, archived)

they love a bit of niche they do

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 May 2024, 15:57, archived)

Niche Lorraine, in particular.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 13 May 2024, 16:01, archived)

+ Kelly

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 13 May 2024, 16:21, archived)

+ R.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 13 May 2024, 16:50, archived)

Piss

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 13 May 2024, 17:49, archived)

that's R. Whites

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 May 2024, 22:05, archived)

i'm a secret lemonade rimmer
r soles, r soles
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 14 May 2024, 3:52, archived)

b+

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 13 May 2024, 12:26, archived)

fair

(piss and shit, Mon 13 May 2024, 12:37, archived)

umdergroumd, overgroumd, mombling free
the mombles of mumbletown mumfyhumble are we
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 13 May 2024, 12:31, archived)

+ drunken
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 13 May 2024, 12:38, archived)

I'm watching horror films
So no change there
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 13 May 2024, 12:43, archived)

i'm watching sci-fi horror shorts on the youtubers
www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2X2odndvaIfDXcgCY9lwohDKa-N8mi1D
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 13 May 2024, 12:52, archived)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 13 May 2024, 13:07, archived)

I'll have to have a proper look at those when I'm on the laptop

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 13 May 2024, 14:41, archived)

Humphrey said that after landing, the two passengers “jumped in a car and drove home” to Tuggerawong

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 May 2024, 14:13, archived)

Is that bird out of the zutons still fit?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 13 May 2024, 14:47, archived)

she knows the way to Tuggerawong

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 May 2024, 14:51, archived)

With legs like hers I BET SHE DOES

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 13 May 2024, 14:52, archived)