I've just finished the umderground plumbing for my new downstairs loo
just got to put in a new floating floor and the internal plumbing, and decorate. So it might be finished by christmas
(piss and shit, Mon 13 May 2024, 12:08, archived)

the carpet fitter turned up this morning and then immediately said he'd have to come back tomorrow
so fuck knows what that was about
(piss and shit, Mon 13 May 2024, 12:10, archived)

his carpet didn't match your curtains

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 13 May 2024, 12:21, archived)

worst porn film ever.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 13 May 2024, 12:24, archived)

It's niche porn for asexuals.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 13 May 2024, 13:28, archived)

they love a bit of niche they do

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 May 2024, 15:57, archived)

Niche Lorraine, in particular.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 13 May 2024, 16:01, archived)

+ Kelly

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 13 May 2024, 16:21, archived)

+ R.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 13 May 2024, 16:50, archived)

Piss

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 13 May 2024, 17:49, archived)

that's R. Whites

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 May 2024, 22:05, archived)

i'm a secret lemonade rimmer
r soles, r soles
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 14 May 2024, 3:52, archived)

b+

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 13 May 2024, 12:26, archived)

fair

(piss and shit, Mon 13 May 2024, 12:37, archived)

umdergroumd, overgroumd, mombling free
the mombles of mumbletown mumfyhumble are we
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 13 May 2024, 12:31, archived)

+ drunken
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 13 May 2024, 12:38, archived)