Don't forget the mash!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 19 May 2024, 13:12, archived)

oh man imagine if you went for a delicious roast at a miserable Harvester just off a roundabout in some depressing provincial hellhole
and they'd run out of mash!!!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 19 May 2024, 13:14, archived)

prolly have to have extra microwaved frozen yorkshires to compensate

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 19 May 2024, 13:16, archived)

you know that was someone who'd stolen planearm's name and was parodying him, right?

(piss and shit, Sun 19 May 2024, 13:30, archived)

But was it really though

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 19 May 2024, 13:36, archived)

yes

(piss and shit, Sun 19 May 2024, 13:42, archived)

how could you know that stickybiscuit

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 May 2024, 13:44, archived)

What are you, a pig? Fuck off narc.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 19 May 2024, 13:52, archived)

if I was po po i would have to admit it to you because you mentioned it but i am not and i think this proves it
po po
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 May 2024, 14:03, archived)

(╥︣﹏᷅╥᷅)

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 May 2024, 14:05, archived)

because I am clever like a real life sherlock holmes
or miss marple
(piss and shit, Sun 19 May 2024, 13:52, archived)

I nearly wrote 'parple' then
lol parple
(piss and shit, Sun 19 May 2024, 13:52, archived)

Reg from the Bill

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 19 May 2024, 13:54, archived)

Dixon Bawls of Dock Green

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 19 May 2024, 13:57, archived)

Ian Botham's footpenis

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 May 2024, 14:06, archived)

Carol vorderman's magnificent arse

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 19 May 2024, 16:04, archived)

Stickylabel

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 19 May 2024, 13:52, archived)

that was me m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 19 May 2024, 13:52, archived)

so naughty

(piss and shit, Sun 19 May 2024, 13:53, archived)

It was functionally identical to the real one though,
so a pointless and dull exercise.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 19 May 2024, 18:12, archived)

Wasn't that a Toby carvery?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 19 May 2024, 14:20, archived)